|PawPrint74 - TRANSCRIPT - September 9, 2005 - Maggie, April & Ivette Bashing Janelle After Janelle Wins America's Choice...Again - TRANSCRIPT
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Friday Conversation - After Janelle wins America's Choice to visit the cast of "Two And A Half Men" - Maggie, April and Ivette take this opportunity to bash Janelle loudly without worry of Janelle's ability to hear. Let the "Janellousy" begin...
APRIL: ...America's Choice --
APRIL: -- because Howie just left last night.
IVETTE: Apparently, this America's Choice has been in the bag for a while and it's not America's choice.
APRIL: Yeah. Yeah. How did they already -- you know what I'm trying to say? Like, hello? Howie just left last night. So this would have had to be like less than a 24-hour America's Choice.
IVETTE: Well, this is the deal --
MAGGIE: No, but they didn't ever list the choices, so it could have -- that could have worked --
IVETTE: Who do you want to see on there, and then you just pick. Or Howie could have been up in the running, but Howie never was even here so it didn't even matter, or Howie could have gone up and [inaudible word] got the second amount -- most amount of votes.
MAGGIE: Yeah, that is a little weird, isn't it?
IVETTE: I don't give a rat's ass. F*ck all of you. Portray me like a big b*tch. Portray me like a horrible, loud, Latin b*tch.
APRIL: Look at the camera turn. It's like "no, thanks."
MAGGIE: I can't do it.
IVETTE: Good. Good.
MAGGIE: What the f*ck do you [Camera Guy] have to look at over there?
IVETTE: Because being nice hasn't paid off anyways, so what do I care? Might as well be a b*tch and say how I love to suck d*ck, which I don't.
[NOTE: Transcriptionist trying very hard to continue being neutral and bite my tongue -- or should I say "bite my fingers"?]
IVETTE: Sorry, Mom. [Short pause.] Sorry. Sorry about my vulgar mouth. That was black and scary back there, too, by the way.
APRIL: It was weird seeing that person. I'm like...
MAGGIE: You saw Shawn. That's so exciting.
APRIL: She didn't look too happy.
APRIL: She wasn't smiling or anything.
IVETTE: She can't. What is she going to do [imitates an extremely excited person] "Hi."
MAGGIE: Yes. I would if I were her.
APRIL: I would be smiling.
IVETTE: Do you think it was her?
APRIL: I know it was.
MAGGIE: She saw her.
APRIL: I saw.
MAGGIE: Hugs and kisses, Shawn.
[When reading Ivette's words below - or all three for that matter - really think of Ivette saying all of this in a very facetious manner.]
IVETTE: ...a mouse, whatever -- a -- whatever you want to call me. F*cking possum at this point. I don't give a sh*t. Ohhhh. I want to take me and all my rosaries and all my f*cking saints and everything and get the hell out of here.
APRIL: Maybe they feel sorry for her because --
IVETTE: Because why? She started --
APRIL: Her family doesn't care [catches herself and stops in midsentence] -- I don't know.
MAGGIE: [Laughs.] She almost said it.
APRIL: I don't know. I don't know. Guys, we don't, like, who they're interviewing out there for us. Maybe she hasn't had anyone interviewed. Maybe her family hasn't had time to interview with them. They -- people feel sorry for her.
IVETTE: No. No. April, no.
MAGGIE: Maybe they're --
IVETTE: There is no ifs, ands or buts about it. You, Maggie and myself are huge b*tches.
IVETTE: And she is the sweetheart. She is America's sweetheart, and we are the f*cking jealous b*tches.
IVETTE: Do you realize that?
APRIL: I mean, I'm married. I could care less about her.
IVETTE: You are the f*cking blond --
APRIL: Wannabe Janelle?
IVETTE: -- wannabe Janelle.
IVETTE: I am hating because I'm not the blond bombshell. And Maggie's hating because she's not as sexy as the blond bombshell. We're f*cking haters.
MAGGIE: I've never said that, though.
IVETTE: We are haters. Do you think I have f*cking said that I want to be a fake f*cking blond with fake t*ts and extensions? Do you think I've said that?
IVETTE: Give me a f*cking break. This hair is mine. Okay? These t*ts are mine. Do you think I've said that I want to be made up like a Barbie? No. I'm a damn proud carpet muncher. Okay?
MAGGIE: I don't know what to do. Can we just walk out?
APRIL: All three of us, when she gets back, they'll be like, "Okay. You won the $500,000. The other three walked out. There's no second place prize." [Laughs at herself, no one else laughing.]
MAGGIE: That's right.
IVETTE: So ladies...
IVETTE: Let's not give them any more pleasure in Janelle bash, I guess. Let's just f*cking sit in these miserable next 10 days, because whatever prize is coming, we ain't getting it, so we might as well just start clapping for Janelle beforehand.
MAGGIE: "Everyone, we're opening the safe." "Great, have fun, Janelle."
IVETTE: Seriously. "Just everybody step back. Just everybody step back."
MAGGIE: Quarters, let her get them all. I can shake my head.
IVETTE: Tell me you're not going to f*cking laugh about it at this point. Let's play volleyball.
APRIL: I don't want to.
MAGGIE: I'll play.
IVETTE: Come on.
MAGGIE: April, you got a lot of coordination. You gotta play with us. [Giggles.]
APRIL: But it's two against one.
IVETTE: It doesn't matter if Janelle drinks Dom Perignon all night and is vomiting tomorrow, she'll still win the Veto. So let's just play and have fun.
[April goes to the Storage Room to see if BB has left the three girls "a present." She finds wine, but is not happy because she doesn't drink wine.]
APRIL: Thanks, BB. Can we get some beer, BB? I don't drink this. I don't like wine. Can we get some beer, BB? [Walks back outside where Maggie and Ivette are already playing volleyball.]
APRIL: Hey, Maggie! Maggie!
MAGGIE: Want to get wasted?
APRIL: White wine?
MAGGIE: What's there? They're both white?
APRIL: This is sparkling cidar. I asked for beer, too.
MAGGIE: Okay. Yeah, I'll drink white wine. I don't care. You don't like white wine?
APRIL: Let's do it in a minute.
[Ivette imitating a cheerleader, chanting and cheering.].
APRIL: Don't even look at me, BB. I don't want you looking at me. Y'all can all go and screw yourselves. This has been planned. This was preplanned.
[Volleyball Talk. End of Transcription.]
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