Around 10:00am
First one up for the morning was Dustin, who made coffee. Kail now up and talking with Dustin about where she will sleep after HOH and about Jen-noying being in HOH with whoever wins. Talk of the small beds and how they can sleep in them.
Dustin and Kail have a “deep” conversation about gay men.
Jen, Nick and E-D all subsequently get up.
E-D ask if there has been a wake up song-FOTH until about 12 noon or so
HG outside and idle chit-chat, then Dustin, Joe and B2 talk about death! Would BB tell them if a loved one died? (I’m sure they would)
Eric and Zach have a wrestling match with E-D as commentator, and the usual band of “spectators”, i.e. Joe, Jen, Carol, Kail. . . Zach has the advantage, or did Eric just want to make it “seem that way”?
More idle chit-chat in the kitchen and in the backyard. We head to the bathroom to hear B2 make a random comment about kickboxing and how it would be fun to kick someone in the face. (Paging Carol, Paging Carol to the bathroom, please!)
Eric and B2 do a little flirting in the bathroom about wrestling last night and him being hurt. She has secret powers-she is the reason the sun shines!

About 1:00pm or so
In the kitchen we find out Dani is accident prone. She has a scar on her forehead courtesy of her brother, and she can’t properly use the stairs-trouble she’s had since she was young.
Zach tries making a deal with Carol. He will save her if she votes his way for a couple of weeks. She needs an alliance he tells her-if she had someone… Why not him she wonders? Deal sounds good, she is ready to say yes, only wants one person out, and it
is. . . E-D! Carol says she is not a liar (what about that five bucks Carol?) and she wants to deal. Now Zach has to “think about it” (read, check with his alliance)
It is raining outside, so the HG are all inside.
There has been some talk about a drinking game that was played with Jen, unbeknown to her, where Dustin and Zach would take a drink when she said you or I.
They plan on having a Strong Man competition tomorrow. Dustin did not get to bring gum in the house. Kail figured as much and packed life savers.
Rain is gone.
B1 and Joe on hammock and talk about her upcoming “22nd” birthday. She and Mike have the same b-day. She thinks it will be a double party. (In the sequester house hopefully)
Kail and E-D being true rents talking about B1 and how she does not talk to anyone in the family really. Seems she did not leave the teen years behind without being a little smart mouthed biotch to the family.
Carol and Amber talking about who has who in their corner and that you pretty much are told to lie in the DR. FOTH
Back and more talk between the two of who to put up.

Sorry, gotta go to work-did not plan on it.

SHOW RECAP . . .
Missed five minutes due to power outage. Rain rain, go away, come back when bb8 is not on!
Hey, that really works!

The first face I see when the show comes on is, dum, dum, dum, dumm…Jessica. It’s me, Jessica.
Is it I, or does Jessica (B2) have an annoying voice? Carol does not know how to sway ppl, but knows she wants to stay longer than Jessica. Yes she knows enough to go to Zach and ask him what to do. He promises to help her out (if it helps him and his alliance.

Kail and Evil Dick (E-D) talk of him taking his son to see strippers for his 25th. Turns out she is still a bit of a judgmental person. Dani (B1) is more like dad than we know.
The blondes all like nick, including Joe.
Jen-noying however does not. Or does she. . .?

Pls someone, get a donut to B1 before a strong wind comes in and blows her away

Nick’s flirting library: B1=hot, Amber=freak
Maybe Jen-noying does want a little nick pie.
Was that Carol asking Nick who would be the lucky girl, and he said or guy?!?
Jen made an accusation that Nick wanted her goodies (to Carol and Joe) of course Joe went and told Nick.
Jen is a liar. Jen lives in her own freaking Jen world, that is Jenionely… thank you Joe for the humor and the complete “Joe-ness”. Or is that “Jen-ness”?
Jen is basically jealous of B1 so not only is she a whiner, and a liar, she’s a nutcase. Nick was the cordial, but what lies underneath?
Nick has shared the info with E-D, Joe and Amber and blondie1.
Jen, the shirt girl-everyone is over her.
Time for Amber to plot with Kail-hmm, why not put Jen-noying up if one of us (Amber and Carol) wins?
Kail and Zach-who should go if one of the noms wins veto? Per Zac- B1 or Joe. Kail-how about Jen? Zach- go for the jugular. . .
Notice how ppl go straight to God when they are on the line? Amber praying for her safety was not a pretty sight.

Veto comp: Kail-hg choice picks B1
Amber-Jameka
Carol-Nick
Jessica as host. Oh God, the voice again.
Jen only girl not playing, how funny
Veto comp-hide and seek-hide the veto, then seek it out.
Amber-in her pillowcase
Nick-in the bed
Carol-in the bed
Jameka-in her “hair”
Kail-in the tea
B1-in the slop! (Good hide)
Jameka wants no one to know her veto in her hair weave. By the way, her hair is not a weave, wants America to know that. (Right!)
E-D feels like listening to Jen-noying is like listening to nails on a chalkboard.
Carol found Ambers veto. Kail finds Nicks
E-D said Jen-noying was a bitch to him that first night. Of course she is clueless. (Remember this juicy tidbit, “Oh, I don’t want ed to touch me”)
Jameka finds Carols

Jamkea wanted to beat the bitches who messed with her dirty clothes. (Hey Jameka, it was amber!!!!!!)
B1 found the final veto, and wins the comp!
Ed is so proud of B1!

Amber and B1 plotting to get Jen out.
Does anyone else think this America’s player stuff is the most pathetic waste of time?
Dustin needs Joes; respect
BB8 is forcing the ex lovers to deal with what happened. Dustin is sorry and Joe is accepting.
Joe, Nick and B1-they need to get Jen out! B1 thinks she should use the veto
Veto mtg. will the noms get changed? Of course no one wants to be the first to go home. B1 not using veto. Big surprise! She does not want to stir the pot. (STIR HONEY, STIR!)
Pls Eric, vote out Amber! The puppy dog tears and the, me and my daughter need this is more than I can stomach. And Jessica, “Bye Carol, see you at the reunion in ten years.” Are you still mad about that $5? Hey, I’ll pay you for Carol, if you promise to GET OVER IT!

Talk of who will be eliminated. The house is split, or so they say. Will it be Carol? Will it be Amber? Kail is afraid of whether or not to let Amber stay, as she may be a target.
Kail, Mike and Nick are in Mrs. Robinson mode wondering whom to evict. Mike seems to think he is a target, and that Jen-noying is a floater. They all think there is an alliance with Dustin and Amber. And that E-D is the “brains” of the younger people-HE MUST BE DESTROYED! Before they break away, we learn Amber is leaving (decision #1003)

9:30PM
In the kitchen Dani, Amber and Dustin talk about the Mrs. Robinson alliance. They need to get rid of Kail. Per BB, Dani must get herself down off the counter. (Ah, yea, people put food there, like the cookie she needs to eat after slop week!) Jen-noying and Kail are in the HOH and Noying insisting the house is split. She will be voting to keep Carol, thank you very much. Kail claims she doesn’t know how the guys are voting, they don’t talk to her. Noying plays the coy, and then drops the bomb that Amber and Nick “ran into each other” before the show.
In a funny bit back in the kitchen, Dustin tells Amber and Dani the HOH cam is turned off and has been for a few days. When they wonder how he know, he informs them he spends a lot of time up there, doing his “doody”.
Dustin moves to the bathroom from the kitchen and chats Jameka up about waxing-the very same pooper area (Me thinks he likes his bum!) She suggest laser. Both he and I are like, NO!
Carol and Jessica (Must come up with a name for her) discuss Jess helping to save Carol. (Don’t trust her Carol, she still wants that five bucks!)
In the backyard in the hammock, Dani and Nick are trying to be Dr. Will and Janelle, but it is not working. Dani says Kail needs to go and ask if Nick will try for the HOH. He says yes. She really does not like Zach and would probably not nominate E-D. I think Dani has diarrhea of the mouth, as she is telling Nick who E-D would put up. Amber now makes it a threesome and they begin to make fun of Carol.
In the room with the Giant Beds, Joe lets out a little more than we care to know-HE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONS HIS NETHER REGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
More talk between Carol and Jessica (Screech-that is her new name! As her voice sounds cat and a squirrel colliding) about Screech helping to save Carol. They don’t trust Joe; they are not sure about Eric; Dani, Amber, Dustin and Nick are basically BOB, CAROL, TED AND ALICE. (my head is spinning as I think I have been in this conversation forever)
Zach and Kail are discussing how he dislikes Jen-noying, and speaking again about the drinking game. (I think that is the twist, to make us feel like we really are in Wonderland)
Joe (Mr. Comic Relief) talks of when he gives his nomination speech, it will be according to who looks the best. The first key to who will be safe, is his own. Jameka jumps on the band wagon and days hers will be based on skin complexion, then she bashes Chenbot-not perceived as well as Joe.
Somehow Amber was injured by Dustin while playing ball. She whines and cries which I believe is her secret weapon in the house. Then she relates a story of how her mom ran over her legs with the car when she was younger, and she had to learn to walk again. Dustin feels bad about hurting her and begins to cry, but Joe tells her he’s a pro at crying (and giving folks gonorrhea).
In the kitchen E-D and Jameka talk about feminine hygiene products. In the backyard, Zach and Dustin plot in secret color codes (very confusing!) about who they will put up and who will put them up. Dustin says someone else could put up “Green” (Joe); “Love Bird” (Dani and Nick) are together and “Black”(Dick) is with the “red” (Kail). Zach promises Dustin he does not lie. Zach later tells Joe he needs his butt kicked by a straight guy. Joe laughs and says many have tried. After Joe leaves, they agree it wont be hard to get rid of Joe.
AROUND 12 MIDNIGHT
There is a meeting of the “Mafia”-Jameka, Screech, Dani, Joe and Nick. Dani believes they each need to go after a “secret” alliance with Eric. Jameka doesn’t think she has a chance. (Who DOES she have a chance with?) They think Dustin will put up Kail and Noying. Joe later changes the name to “Velvet Mafia”.
They all agree Eric is becoming the new Jen-noying. (Poor America)
By the DR, Joe grabs Dustin and Dustin says no means no. Nick ask if they will be lovers for the night and Joe says yes. Dustin says no, AGAIN. (Does Nick want to be a part of it? I don’t know about him yet)
Amber is again plotting her safety with Mike, then Nick, then Joe, . . .
More plotting and scheming going on with all the HG, until this juicy tidbit-Nick and Amber talking and scheming that he will turn on her later, as it is a game and he does not need the money, that his family is rich, that he loves Amber, Joe and Dustin (hmmm) and that he knows who he will stay in touch with after the game.
Jen-noying claims to have “hooked up” with Nick months before the show. (There’s a new name for her, it’s called CRAZY)
The HG continue to plot and scheme until about 5AM when the last hamster (E-D) goes to bed.