Ode to BB13

The posters of yore
Are trickling back in
Could it be Big Brother
is about to begin?

Perhaps it will it bore us
with nothing but fish
or chomping, slurping eaters
clanging forks on a dish

Forget the romances
We’ve had all of those
Give us some juicy
Secrets to expose

Keep the blands
and bimbos away
Give us a group that
Knows how to play!

No former guests
No survivor retreads
Or you’ll send the viewers
Straight to their beds

Give us what
BB ought to BE
Totally outrageous
Wild and FREE!